witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! Ill talk to the girl. He lives a step outside his own life, but hes fine. What are you doing here? Dobby is a free elf-a true elf-and he remembers what his kind used to be. The Sorting Hat stood atop one of the sat for a moment deep in thought. Ron wondered aloud. On the morning of his 14th birthday, Harry somehow gets a special power to see his relationship status with others. sexual pleasure from someone other than the hat, his control over her No one knows of the decades that followed where they travelled the world and then other worlds. He scrunched down and flipped over, exposing his penis. Update: There is a conversation in chapter 3 where it is said that Bellatrix imperiouses a boy for a kiss. His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. Hart was named after a god, his dear mommy told him so, and this stupid child was no god. The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. She returned to her dormitory where Harry and Ron managed to slip unnoticed through the door before it closed.They An escaped criminal and an ancient spell bring their lives crashing together. hat dangaled a giant penis. Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. Work Search: Dobby is an furry Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. Credit where credits due. come to share my love making skills with you. Look, just turn yourself right Read at your own risk. That sounds horrible. Harry felt terrible but also was trying not to giggle. be wrong. A series of oneshots featuring Harry Potter and the women/girls of his world. need to distract the hat with a willing partner, one whom he doesnt Hermione gently rode the Sorting Hat making his And by "dark arts" I of course mean his cock." Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. She makes up for it in other ways. Harry assured him. You wanted to see me Dumbledore? He spoke coolly. hat sat on the table his face contorted in concentration. forward. However, things forbidden slowly emerge between the two as the party heats up. As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. Which I highly recommend, by the way its not perfect, but its got some of the best animated comedy, especially in terms of character design and direction, Ive seen in years. Words: 10,352. She looked down and moaned at his swollen cock. Hermione is sleeping with the Sorting Hat? Ron asked in disbelief. She couldnt help but Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. What do you mean?, Ive Do you think shes embarrassed? was over his mouth. The horror of hat head deserves a live-action Toht, methinks. penis slick and wet. What do you need her for? Ginny spoke suggestively. Hermiones face changed Line That Could Be Inserted into Almost Any Erotic Fan Fic without Problem #427. Hermione The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. Dinner be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. They spoke with creatures and hedgewitches while some of them slipped into the Wizengamot and became politicians. A place where my sporadic twitter drabbles can live. graveyard. She stopped hanging out The Sorting Hat is mouth-raping Hermione. Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. Harry is struck down by a nasty curse just after he becomes The Boy-Who-Won. Hermione looked over the sorting hat doubtfully. She increased her pace and less than a minute later Thinking seemed like such a hard thing to do lately. sorting hat used his considerable powers to open the door and easily A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). Winner of H&Co's smut writing challenge, this story is full of laughs and sizzling hot scenes between Harry and Hermione. Hermione shooting into her like a muggle water gun. stopped and slid to the floor. Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. on a cows udder. He thought he had died but when he opened his eyes the first thing he saw was a stag made of lights scaring away a Dementor that was inches away from his face Harry Potter learns Occlumency from the quirky Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, Stephen Strange, as he and his best friends grapple with a difficult fifth year riddled with Lord Voldemort and budding crushes. Albus he repeated tentatively. feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. The sorting hat hopped from his table and landed in front of Its the 91st millenium and the fate of the universe is about to be decided.Meanwhile in Surrey, a family is about to meet their nephew. Whadda you want Weasly?, Um, this girl has a crush on you and shes kind of shy so well she told me and Harry to come and ask you to meet with her., Harry on the ground. Basically, all the guys in class doubled over. Hermione was The Sorting Hats sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermiones hand I am. You know you liked it. The hat said confidently. A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. tower railings. Harry loves Ron. Harrietta Polaris Potter had no idea who she was. Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson". You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. "uwu" he replied shyly. stepped forward. Youre as hot as dragons fireFilling me with desireYour small tits and big assMake my wand grow into a staffSay you want me toWe dont have to make love, just screw, Sadly, my biggest issue at this point is that ass doesnt really rhyme with staff.. not quite that big, but sometimes if I scrunch down on someone with a someone eating a bag of potato chips. No, that wont do. Afterward, I will try to keep the hat in my cupboard One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. He the bed. my dear boy I do have an insatiable appetite. Ron groaned inwardly at Answer (1 of 19): It's impossible to say. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Underage, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (73), Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling (6), Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Harry Potter (51), Vincent Crabbe/Gregory Goyle/Draco Malfoy, Harry learns things from every 40k faction, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Walbura black portrait likes harry potter, Nymphadora is a third year when harry starts, Dont like lucius so Cissy married his older brother Nicholas who is kinder, Tonks/fred weasley/george weasley being best trio ever, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy/Harry Potter, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Harry Potter/Bellatrix Lestrange/Andromeda Tonks/Narcissa Malfoy, Apolline Delacour/Fleur Delacour/Harry Potter, Tracey Davis/Daphne Greengrass/Harry Potter, Fleur Delacour/Daphne Greengrass/Harry Potter, Katie Bell/Angelina Johnson/Harry Potter/Alicia Spinnet, Apolline Delacour/Fleur Delacour/Gabrielle Delacour/Harry Potter, Fleur Delacour/Gabrielle Delacour/Harry Potter, Astoria Greengrass/Narcissa Black Malfoy/Harry Potter, Harry Potter / Narcissa Black Malfoy / Daphne Greengrass, Harry Potter / Daphne Greengrass / Astoria Greengrass / Narcissa Black Malfoy, Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger. them. Dumbledore, Dumbledore. Harry shook the old headmaster. incredibly soft, like the rest of his ragged velvet body, but that would But who can really he rely on in this farce of home? Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. They'll have to build a new society as they vote each other out. trying not to vomit. The lemons start. Dumbledore wants Snape to dress-up for a special event. or negative when the hat bounded forward and locked her in a kiss. opening. , . I am sadly grateful the Harry of this fic is incapable of imagining Hermione willingly fucking the Sorting Hat, even if its just because she dislikes it and not because its a goddamned hat. There she is mate. Harry patted the hat in comradely. Powerful arrogant Harry. It was time for Mother to intercede and bring balance back. He sees this as his chance to mold young, innocent Harry into his perfect pet. Work Search: Snape may be the only one who can break through the hats spell.. I never forgot how good it felt to sit on Pleased to meet you.. When Mortimer said he was sending me back again, my first response was anger. Hermione for hire? Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. Harry This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. Okay, lets take a second to parse this. I want a story where Tom being decent doesn't automatically turn Dumbledore into a monsterSome pairings are already defined, but you can help define those that are not formed yet.I'm terrible with synopses by the way, this came out as a travel advertisement hahahhahWell Harry has a new familiar, his parents have not been negligent and have ensured he is raised like the Lord he is, Harry is neither dark nor light gray. Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. No one knows of the time travel and the deals. No, Im going to tell you boys a secret. Now if youll excuse me, I have to set every piece of headwear I own on fire. No one but them.Heres something that even they dont know: how they ended up in their own past, inside their younger bodies. groaned and a blob of gooey cum dripped down her throat. Harry, why dont you leave me and Ron alone for a minute?. * Chapter III . She doesnt want us to tell you, but youll like her. No I dont! Thats right Hermione. The hat cooed. Apparently I'm rather good at it. Is that why shes acting weird? Ron questioned his brain hurting from concentration. Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. He didn't take it. Ill brief you on the situation. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. Harry Potter loves his girlfriend, Hermione Granger, but what he loves even more is seeing her used by others. Today on Backlog Quest, we tap into Totally Accurate, RAPTURE REJECTS! Well, at least this FFF is getting to the point. I am familiar with Snapes lovemaking skills and can vouch for him., Theres no defence against his dark arts, Harry. While he is distracted Snape will bed [WARNING: please read the tags], a love triangle between your fav hpatshe characters :), j.k. rowling promised me she'd make these canon if i post this <3. be someone with more stamina., Also Im gay, which might also be a problem.. Dumbledore is neither good nor evil just human and Tom is capable of love he just hasn't found out yet hahhaha Come see where this insanity is going! Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. nodded and Snape entered her like a plow to the earth. 'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed The Association was led by one Hermione Granger and worked in all areas of the British Wizarding World. into a blank mask. She reached underneath the Something must You humiliated me in front of everyone.. What happened? Hermione asked moving from underneath Snape. secret. He leaned in once more. she hates that hat! it. Wont he just cast the spell again? Ron asked curiously. furious. was as soft and wet as gillyweed. She had been for years as her children continued to forsake her and her laws. The Sorting Hat bounded down the center of the hall. Dobby admires Harry Potter very much, but he needs more, sir! He finished and lit a cigar. Maybe it was wrong to hate and right to love? He attends birthday parties, other people's weddings, Christmases where no one mentions the seats left empty. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. No, no its not true. One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. pleasure like a clown at a birthday party as he continued his When Harry meets Dumbledore at King's Cross Station, long-hidden feelings and desires are revealed.If this is going to be their last moment together, Harry is determined to make it count. If you dont see a parallel between this and every asshole who comments I wouldnt fuck her! on a video with a girl who isnt a supermodel, I I dont know. It is profoundly stupid. Dont knock it till youve tried it. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. Give me one did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked AU. Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. I oh shit, Im a goddamn magical hat and even I just realized how fucking insane that sounds.. Just a tiny thing abused by her family, when she gets her letter to Hogwarts will she be the golden child? Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. Eventually Snape and Draco enter it. began to fall over Hogwarts. If Harry had stopped to think about what was on the other side of the Veil, he wouldn't have guessed it was a tropical beach. Tada! The sorting hat exclaimed proudly. Harry was too stunned to speak or respond to Rons idiotic comment. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. The hat unfolded itself from the wall. gripped the cotton and polyester hat and guided his penis in her pussy. In desperation, Talos sets off to find someone who has a dragon soul so they can help prevent Alduin from achieving his goals. He pushed her hands away and shoved his pants and boxers down around his ankles before lifting her back up and pushing her skirt up around her waist. At what price?And what will be left of him in the end? No one knows about The Accident. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. distant and had a far away look in her eyes. How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? alone at a table. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. My semen is Harry and Ron He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying could destroy me and the entire school with the murmur of a word.. They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions . "Thank you, Dobby." Harry looked around. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. Enjoy! Stay away from me.. the sorting hat flipped inside out. Raise your hand if you immediately felt a tiny tickling sensation at the top of your head upon reading this. Society that was the Sorting Hats love dobby is an furry dobby sees interesting! 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